More Adventures with 5, 7, and 9

7:  That's Sister Nancy, our principal.  She always says to me, "That's my man," because she thinks I am an adult, because I act like one.
Me:  You do?
7:  Yeah.  Yeah, I'm one of them.  I'm going to take her job when she retires.
(Sidenote: This is the same child who told me that he plans to get kicked out of school by age 14...But I guess he's decided that being in charge of school would be an acceptable life path.)
5:  There's Aidan!
7:  My friend Aidan is three, but he's turning four when Black Ops 2 comes out!